Almost weekly I try new products. Usually, the stuff gets the job done, but it’s pretty lack-luster; meaning, I’m not all that impressed. Not so with this stuff. THIS STUFF IS AWESOME. This stuff is the opposite of lack-luster… It’s luster inducing. (Please don’t stop reading, I know that was totally lame.)
In fact, where the ef has Brasso been hiding? Apparently in the cleaning aisle at Lowes. Go figure.
Brasso, you are only $2.98 but you are worth at least a dollar more. Brasso, I really like you. Like, I like you A LOT.
Yes, you may kill a good percentage of your brain cells using this stuff (it stinks like a mutha) but who needs smarts them anywayz. (Shit) BUT you do want your brassy treasures shiny, doncha?! It’s like beauty – there are prices to be paid.
Okay, check out my dope evidence.
The hardware on the campaign dresser originally looked like this.
(Insert a George Lopez stank face.)
It wasn’t fun. And, yes, it took foooreeevverr. But shoot, Girl be lookin’ good.
Finding Brasso came at the perfect time. My mom had just given me this piggy bank that she found at an estate sale. She got it for $5, which was an amazing score! The thing weighs about 10 pounds. But this little piggy wasn’t feeling very good about itself.
Poor little thing, had a complex about it’s multiple personalities – the two different patinas weren’t doing it any favors. Who was going to want to feed this piggy lots of money?
After about an hour, seriously AN HOUR, later, this bank is now something Kanye would would put hundies into.
It’s so purdy.
Anyway. What’s all this got to do with you? Well, all I’m trying to say is that maybe you shouldn’t pass up on a dirty brass piece…maybe, just maybe, you will find a treasure. And then you can brag to all your friends on what great vision you have and how you can spot a diamond in the rough. Oh wait, that’s their line.
Anyway. Brass is having a big moment. And as my twins like to tell me, it has a bad word in it. Can you even believe the intelligence going on here?! I mean they’re only 4. I’m so lucky.
Anyway. Add this little bottle to your stash of tricks. It’s muy good.